“Then, when you get to a park and they see their friends it all goes off from there. Maybe it goes something like this?”
Your dog: OK, so you know she’s been seeing that jerk (insert jerkface’s name)
Other dog: I know the jerk you bark of.
Your dog: She was texting him last night. They’re meeting up this Friday.
Other dog: Shut the front door flap! Are you serious?
Your dog: I know right! How do I stop this?
Other dog: Chew on her new shoes?
Your dog: The Jimmy Choos?
Other dog: Yeah! I mean just look at the name, they’re asking for it.
Your dog: And have no treats for a week again? No way! I learnt my lesson with the Havaiana sandals.
Other dog: Well what then?
Your dog: I’m not sure yet, maybe –
*Other dog suddenly races off after a stick*
Your dog: You’re supposed to be helping!
Other dog: *calling back* I’m sorry, you know I can’t resist a good stick!
Your dog: *rolls eyes* Yeah, I know somebody else like that.
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